AdultFriendFinder Adventures & Misadventures
I am writing blogs about my experiences in the lifestyle. Some are about my learning about what I and others like while others are merely my chronicle of the goofy stuff that happens to you as you seek out sexual experiences in this crazy world of ours. Enjoy!
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They bring a tarp. When "squirting" doesn't quite describe it
Posted:Dec 26, 2018 2:33 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2019 4:53 pm

A couple years ago. my fwb and I met a couple from AdultFriendFinder at my home. We had chatted with them a couple of times. He was a nice guy and his wife had a hot body with an amazing pair of breasts. They liked to boat but we could never coordinate a time to meet them on their boat.

When they arrived at my place, we chatted and drank and then, at their suggestion, paired off with each other's lady in separate rooms. I took her to my couch lying her back on the center section of the "L" shaped couch. We kissed and then I went down on her. I I then began to finger her, thrusting two fingers into her pussy. She moaned and began to writhe and respond. I love when a sexy woman responds so I just kept going. She briefly mentioned something about a "tarp" but I don't like interrupting sexual momentum so I just went on fingering her. Soon enough, she began to squirt. At first just a little but then more and more and MORE and MORE!

By the time she was done squirting, she had completely drenched a couch section that was easily 3 feet by 3 feet.. I have had the pleasure of seeing squirting before but this was the most amazing flood I had ever witnessed first hand.

They are a great couple. If you get so lucky to meet them on here and they mention their "tarp", you might just want to take them up on it- LOL. My couch cleaned up just fine btw.
The things you learn at work;)
Posted:Dec 26, 2018 12:58 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2019 11:37 am

I was once working on a 3 month project with a group of other professionals. We worked in close quarters so we would chat about personal stuff throughout the day. During the course of one day, I overheard the one woman in the group say something that caused My Dominant animal radar to fire. Nothing too direct but I had my suspicions. She was the group leader so we all had her number to call if we were running late. So following my instincts I texted her to see if she liked to be Taken hard. Bingo. She replied "yes". I then ordered her to meet in the stairwell next to the elevators. We were on the sixth floor so it wasn't likely anyone would be using the stairs. I left first. I then waited in the stairwell. Seconds later she arrived. I pushed her up against the door and stuck my finger down her pants. Then I put her on her knees and fucked her mouth before pulling her up and fucking her pussy until My cock was lubed with her juices. I then fucked her ass and came deep inside her. We returned to the project room like nothing happened. Over the next month, I ordered her to the stairwell many times and fucked her to completion each time. This was by far the best project I ever worked on
Sponge worthy?
Posted:Dec 16, 2018 6:00 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2018 7:20 am

As a standard member I only am allowed to initiate 3 chats a day on AdultFriendFinder and typically not all chat invites are answered. Because standard members cant send initial emails but are limited to the IM system to have a dialogue, I have begun to look at chat invites as a somewhat precious commodity. That said, my first and sometimes second invites are typically thrown out there pretty easily as I see a sexy picture or read the initial part of an introduction that appears interesting. But once I am down to my final chat, all of that changes. At that point, I feel a little like Elaine from Seinfeld as I comb the ranks of chatters for a possible good chat measuring the likelihood of both response rate and the possibility of real fun. I know all of this is rather goofy but I make myself laugh thinking about this. Do any of you have any of your own quirks that make you laugh at yourself while on this site?
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AdultFriendFinder for Christmas
Posted:Dec 13, 2018 12:36 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2018 6:33 pm

So if you could have anything from AdultFriendFinder for Christmas what would you like?
Hot wives
Posted:Dec 10, 2018 9:55 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 2:51 pm

What is it about hot wives that I like so much?! Is it that they tend to be very sexual women who enjoy sex as much as I do? Yes! Is it that they and their husbands enjoy her getting extra pleasure from a guy who loves doing just that? Absolutely! Is it the societal taboo element that we are not supposed to desire or fuck the neighbors' wife? Yes to that too. It's also damn fun to be able to meet good people who enjoy really good sex and can just be themselves. Looking forward to my next adventure
Now that's a KISS
Posted:Nov 11, 2018 8:17 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2018 7:05 am

A girlfriend of mine and I met a couple on AdultFriendFinder from the Western burbs. Like us, they had a lot of experience and a bunch of great stories. He was a cop and a great talker. His girlfriend was a psychologist with blonde hair and a great body. Like my girlfriend, she was submissive and enjoyed assertive men in the bedroom. We played with this couple multiple times but my fondest memory came from a meet at his house. My lady and I were standing near their downstairs fireplace with her. We were kissing her and touching her body. Then I gave her a forceful kiss covering her mouth so that she could not breathe. She IMMEDIATELY ORGASMED. I had never seen that before. I did it again and she CAME AGAIN. What a trip. Afterwards she said that she had never done that before. That is exactly what I mean and enjoy about sexual self-discovery. Finding out new things about yourself and helping others do the same. LOVED IT!

Later that night after we left their house, I drove my girlfriend to a nearby park and fucked her right there in the picnic area in the public at dark. Nobody was around but it was fun.
Please no waterbeds
Posted:Nov 11, 2018 7:24 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2018 9:31 am

I once met a hot wife couple from AdultFriendFinder in the Western suburbs about 6 years ago. We met at their house and engaged in some light conversation in their living room. The husband was a history buff like me and was watching a JFK documentary when I arrived. His wife was a slim blonde with a great sense of humor. We chatted about Kennedy and the history of the time for about 30 minutes as we got to know one another. Once our chat was over we all proceeded to an extra bedroom of theirs that included of all things a waterbed. Once I climbed atop the bed, it began to sway like a boat in light swells on Lake Michigan. Notwithstanding our shaky platform, all went well in the beginning as I went down on her and she became aroused The issue began once it became time to fuck. The waterbed was too low to the ground so there was no way to fuck her in standing doggie. Squatting doggie maybe. So I tried to get back atop the bed and fuck her in doggie instead. Except every time I tried to thrust she was floating away in the opposite direction;} I'm usually a mix of intensity and humor in the bedroom but that night humor was all prevailing. I still have no idea how the waterbed was invented during the height of the sexual revolution. Give me a chair, counter, kitchen table, anything but a waterbed any day instead!
Emily Post etiquette for gangbangs
Posted:Nov 10, 2018 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2018 11:24 am

Years ago I attended the Gangbang Jenny gangbangs that were held just about every quarter by an AdultFriendFinder couple. I wanted to try a gangbang to see whether they were my thing and have attended 5 over time. I enjoyed fucking the sexy ladies who participated but my primary memory from one of these gangbangs was of what I remember as a pretty comedic moment.

During one of the Jenny gangbangs, I was standing in a line of guys between the bed and the dresser. All of us were hard and ready for our turn as the guy on the bed was fucking her in doggie. Then the guy who was fucking Jenny finished, came on her back and got up to leave the room. Each of us guys in line politely pulled our hard cocks back to give him room to walk and then proceeded to pass a wet wipe back up the line to clean up Jenny's back before the next guy started. Don't ask me, but I always laugh at the thought as it kind of reminds me of a possible Emily Post etiquette moment for gangbangs. Something along the lines of "Always retrieve your hard cock so that your neighbor may walk freely and please clean up your mess so the next man can fuck without interruption". Emily, I think you're right
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My first encounter with a submissive masochist
Posted:Nov 10, 2018 4:01 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2018 4:26 pm

As I continued my journey to discover what I enjoy sexually on AdultFriendFinder, I reached out to a woman from the South suburbs who identified herself as submissive and a masochist. I had no particular experience in BDSM at that time and was intrigued. We met at a diner near Orland Park and chatted over lunch. She was about 5 foot 6 inches but extremely toned as a bodybuilder. During the course of our conversation she revealed to me that she had played with a Dominant for the previous 4 years but that they were not together at that time. She also revealed to me that she had not fucked in almost 3 years. After lunch concluded, we drove in her car to the nearby forest preserve and parked. We again talked for a bit and her demeanor was similar to that in the diner.

Then, I reached over to her from the passenger seat and slid my hand under her blouse and squeezed her nipple. She immediately lowered her head and slid into what appeared to be a trance (later I knew this to be subspace). I grabbed her by her neck and forced her mouth onto my thick cock and kept her there until I had cum down her throat. After I had cum, she raised her head and told me that she needed to stop doing that and that she had sucked off a different guy recently under similar circumstances. This was the first time I had seen first hand the power of the mind and how it intensified the experience for both the lady and me and I loved it.

She was a great lady and before we moved on I later enjoyed pinning her down and fucking her hard for her first fuck in years. She was quite strong but I didn't hold her down with just my muscles. I held her down with my words.
My first meeting on AdultFriendFinder
Posted:Nov 10, 2018 2:38 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2018 3:12 pm

I remember the first time I met a couple from AdultFriendFinder back in 1998. They were from downstate but kept a condo near UIUC that they would use on weekends to enjoy the city and its offerings. Their kids had just left for college. We met at a restaurant near to their condo. She had black hair and a nice tight body with deep blue eyes. He was tall smart and fun. They were both executives at a large corporation and had decided to add another man to their bedroom to help satisfy her insatiable sexual appetite. They told me their names were Tom and Lori. Lucky for me, their previous "date" had not quite met their needs. After some light conversation which included a little crosstown teasing (they were Sox fans and my profile name was GoubsGo…) we headed back to their place. Once we got there, Tom grabbed us some drinks and sat on a chair opposite his wife and me who were on the couch. I began to kiss her and touch her breasts as Tom looked on. Very quickly, my focus was all on this amazing sexual woman. We kissed and my hands were all over her hard body. My hot mouth kissed and licked her neck and mouth and the sounds of her moaning filled my ears. She took my hand and we proceeded to their bedroom where I helped her remove her jeans. I then spread her toned legs and took my first of many tastes of her warm sweet pussy. Her hips arched as I ran my tongue across her clit. I love eating a lady's pussy. I love the sites, sounds and little movements a woman makes when she is aroused. It truly feeds my inner sexual animal. Soon enough, she moaned loudly cumming hard. I immediately grabbed a condom and entered her with my thick cock. I love feeling a woman cum. I also love extending a lady's orgasm by fucking her deep after she has begun to cum. I mounted her and entered her slow and deep. Tom soon joined in and we proceeded to lick, kiss and fuck Lori for the next 3 hours making her cum again and again.

This was the first amazing couple I met on this site. We played on weekends for nearly a year until I began dating a lady. Funny enough, it was about 4 months into our fun that they told me their real names. That made me laugh but reminded me how important discretion is for those of us who enjoy this kind of fun. I am always discreet.

Tom loved adding to Lori's fun and I was happy to be that addition. Lori once told me that she sucked Tom off every morning before work. Great couple and a very lucky guy!
Posted:Nov 8, 2018 6:26 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2019 9:28 pm

It's been awhile since I have been on AdultFriendFinder. At first glance it would appear not much has changed. Notwithstanding the typical fakes etc., I have a positive outlook about the experience. I have been very fortunate to have met some very fun sexy people here before so let's see how this goes

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