I thought it was hump day ...  

aflower2c 45F  
5071 posts
10/11/2018 8:31 pm
I thought it was hump day ...

But apparently it is Thursday, lol
Close enough though!

Even better -> its my friday.

One thing that helps the day go by is joking around and quick wit.
Somedays we can get completely off the rails with the jokes and laughter, and it's all in good fun.

Of course the quick wit and even better come backs are the best way to get a few laughs. Then saying it with a straight face will always get them, then they can't tell if its sarcasm or Haha.
Sexual innuendo is always there, of course.

Sexy bloggers,
My days off I get to make firewood and finish a contract fence job instead of relaxing and cleaning house plus yard work and then hopefully drive to the neighboring city 3 hrs away for dinner on Saturday with friends.
But ya somewhere in there I want to chill n read a book while the sun is in my front room.

How's is your weekend looking? Anything exciting?
Or a hot date?
Something way more fun than my wknd?

Little miss flower

Written from a small city middle of no where kink thinkin kinda gal.

aflower2c 45F  
12927 posts
10/11/2018 8:32 pm

And then....then ...and then.... still looking for a date.

Little miss flower

Written from a small city middle of no where kink thinkin kinda gal.

marriedcretin 48M
1264 posts
10/11/2018 8:40 pm

26th november 1992. A great day.

Also, I like to eat dates. The fruit. Keep your mind out of the gutter!

LakeRidgeBBWSeek 58M
3216 posts
10/11/2018 8:49 pm

I once went undie shopping with a gal I wanted to date, along with 2 other gals (her posse) and she kept asking me my opinion of individual items. My prob was I had never seen her unclothed, so had to use my dirty old man imagination, but frankly almost anything she showed would have looked great on her, as I was later to learn. Her 'posse' kept making crude remarks about my choices, loud enough for the store crew to hear quite well, and finally, when she had made her choices, and I went with her to the cash register, the gal stationed there, leaned over and not quite whispered, "I hope you enjoy removing them from her as you did picking them out for her!" Didnt fluster me at all, but the lady I was doing this with got quite embarrassed.

Paulxx001 61M
6585 posts
10/11/2018 8:53 pm

Yep... I Would love to play pong with u. Running out of steam here.. . My car window wouldn't roll up today (while in the pouring rain), so I spent the day watching gleeful mechanics spend a portion of my retirement savings My window rolls up again... Hmmm Now I can move forward with my life. Happy Friday..

Words are like meatloaf- they can be sculpted into any shape you choose.
She asked me a question.Handcuffs Or Silk Scarves

tongueteaseH 37M
10 posts
10/11/2018 10:45 pm

Thanks for the smile.

proteus_2a 53M
6407 posts
10/12/2018 1:01 am

Witty remarks are the best my lady
- and sexual innuendos make them even more precious

Sorry for the dreary weekend - not much activity going on here either

Cheers - P

camperdude_69 58M
3480 posts
10/12/2018 4:26 am

very hot

AzFantasyLovers 49M/46F
1 post
10/12/2018 6:23 am

Another good one might be "No! For the last time... I won't ask if they sell any scratch and sniff panties!

Why is it always better to be a couple hosting a foursome than being single and hosting a threesome? In one instance if you have a couple of no-shows you still have each other to fuck and in the other instance all your left with is AdultFriendFinder Live Member Webcams

1bighammer1000 53M
2998 posts
10/12/2018 8:33 am

It is getting wet here, almost 6 inches of rain this week, and sprinkling now. I have a wood stove boiler showing up tomorrow. I will use it on my new shop and house. Starting to get anxious about soybean harvest. Other than that, that is my weekend. If you need any practice on fencing, come on by. Ha ha

Anything worth doing is worth doing right

aflower2c replies on 10/12/2018 9:45 am:
Lol, we have plenty of fences around here. We can always use a hand!

Dehradun99 62M  
8 posts
10/17/2018 12:42 pm

I guess you can know what the day is by the number of fleas you find!

aflower2c replies on 10/17/2018 7:45 pm:

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